There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission.

If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper.

We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter.

We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. Sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear.

We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your computer. You are about to participate in a great adventure.